Yesterday, on Dancing With the Stars, everyone's lives sucked and they channeled it into a whole night of really great dances. No one sucked! I mean, except Kristin, who just sucks on principle. The worst part about Personal Story Week is that when someone gets voted off, it's like, "I'm sorry, your greatest tragedy didn't suck enough to tug at the ( Read more... )

Previously, on Dancing With the Stars, David Arquette and Kym Johnson were in the "Real Bottom Two," and Kym nearly cried what would probably be ethereal sparkly fairy tears. The person who should really be honked off about the Real Bottom Two announcement is Nancy Grace, who was in the Fake Bottom Two in Week 1, because this makes it clear that ( Read more... )

DWTS always cuts out the fun things for the West Coast airing. The East Coast gets the wardrobe malfunctions and Bruno calling Karina a pussy ("Well, what is she then? A cat!"). They bleep all that stuff out and we just get people standing around staring awkwardly. That's how I feel about last night - one interesting thing happened and ABC took ( Read more... )

So, I was telling rosewildeirish that I'm worried about the quality of these recaps from now on, because I've stopped drinking on weeknights. I'm one of those bitches who never gets hungover, but alcohol keeps me up all night, which basically results in the same level of confusion about where I am and why I'm doing anything that doesn't involve massive amounts ( Read more... )

Okay, so I wasn't going to blog this because I have about six years of housework to catch up on, but I can't even hold back.

( Meet the Cast & Week 1 Results Show )

Liveblogging of the premiere will go here!

( HOW ARE WE HERE AGAIN )

Dancing With the Stars is starting tomorrow.

Yes, the Dancing With the Stars. The thing that consumed my entire spring and most of my summer in a glittery haze of enough tassels and spray-tan and exposed midriffs to make a pageant mama proud. I am most excited about Carson and Anna, and here's why, in a DWTS commercial it won't let me embed:

Oh, ( Read more... )

Hold on to your tassels, people. Carson from Queer Eye is going to be on the new season of Dancing With the Stars. (And I have circumstantial evidence to suggest he's paired with Anna, which pretty much answers a prayer I didn't know I've been praying my whole entire lifeOh, yeah, by the way, there's a new season starting in like 3 weeks. I'm still ( Read more... )

Okay, I really am sorry to spam your flists with my string of DWTS pr0n in general, but especially tonight, because this is pretty awful. Just sometimes you really need to write pro dancer orgies, and then you need a place to post it so the facebook citizens of glittercracktopia can read it. You know? It's a hard life ( Read more... )

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